Discreetly Armoured Range Rover

Now maybe this is my own paranoia, but I want an armored car. And a Range Rover. So why not both? Because I like old Range Rovers, and they're less hackable, I’d be in favor of the Discreetly Armoured Range Rover by MacNeillie. It’s fitted with 5mm armor around and a bomb suppression system. The windows are 35mm glass and polycarbonate laminate.

Overhead oxygen masks.  I'd opt-out of that divider.  It's not even bulletproof. — Overhead oxygen masks. I'd opt-out of that divider. It's not even bulletproof.

There’s a spare gas tank that holds 2 extra liters in case the main fuel system is busted. But seriously, how far is 2L going to get this thing? I bet this weighs tons. It’s got an intercom system to talk to people outside the car. All the panels overlap to create a tight seal, but just in case, there are oxygen masks and tanks with easy access. I think this is funny. There’s a tamper sensing device that comes with a remote. It lets you know if anyone touched or got underneath the car, while you’re not there.

Here's the remote to monitor your Range.

I think this is a great option, because it's pretty simple, effective and not over the top. It'll probably also protect you from Michael Hastings Disease. Better safe than sorry!